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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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I have a sixpack. Of crayons.
secretsbest:

haha great

secretsbest:

haha great

When your walking in the hallway at school and you don’t have enough time to talk to your friends, you walk by making a face.
A month before a test

20 DAYS BEFORE TEST

10 DAYS BEFORE TEST

5 DAYS BEFORE TEST

2 DAYS BEFORE TEST

1 DAY BEFORE TEST

MINUTES BEFORE TEST:

AN HOUR AFTER TEST:

When I see a post in another language on my dash:

“Bitch I want to read that too!”

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